Valentines Day

glatt · 02-01-2007, 07:54 AM

The same can be said for flowers. Don't buy flowers on valentine's day. You get mediocre flowers for a jacked up price.

Shawnee123 · 02-01-2007, 09:27 AM

OK, here's what I do:

First, and most important, I imagine there is a very special love.

Then, I imagine I've enough money to buy us a trip to Aruba, where I imagine we drink umbrella drinks, have wild passionate sex all night long, and frolic on the beach in our (imagined) incredibly toned bodies.

Or, a nice card from Hallmark.

:p

Elspode · 02-01-2007, 09:38 AM

Selene will be attending her third week of blackjack dealing class, so I need to come up with something that I can do in the car on the way to work (so sex is out), and then something that doesn't take very long when she gets home at 10:30 that night (go ahead, wiseasses...say that sex is perfect as something that doesn't take very long). Ideas cheerfully accepted. I'm romance impaired.

Shawnee, I'm busy on the 14th, but if your imagination is good enough, I can offer you an unfit body in a cold climate with a couple of cans of Bud and a brief carnal interlude, leaving the rest of your evening free for reading, washing socks or other pastimes.

Shawnee123 · 02-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Best offer in months!

Hey, there's always phone sex (except I don't have a phone) or online sex (except I don't have a line on.)

lumberjim · 02-01-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I need to come up with something that I can do in the car on the way to work (so sex is out)

don;t try to tell me you never rubbed one out while driving, cuz i won;t believe it.

Elspode · 02-01-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

don;t try to tell me you never rubbed one out while driving, cuz i won;t believe it.

I've been pleasured while driving on numerous occasions, actually, but achieving the same for my female companions seems to be rather problematic.

*I* am perfectly capable of coming and going at the same time, though.

Pi · 02-03-2007, 12:08 PM

By pure chance I got holidays and bought my airplane ticket to fly up to Finland. Only later I noticed that I would be with my girlfriend on Valentines Day. I'm completly out of practise of such things

But it seems they don't celebrate Valentine that much in Finland. We go to some restaurant she knows. I'll try to get some flowers. I thought about buying her a gift (ipod), but even before remembering Valentines day. And if we find a place we^ll go dancing that evening. She's quite of a good dancer and that's how we really met. I'm looking forward to Valentines day

jinx · 02-03-2007, 12:44 PM

The 15th is our wedding aniversary (9th, I think

) but Jim will be working I'm sure. Maybe we'll celebrate on the 14th this year like everyone else, but we'll save our dinner at Krazy Kats for a less crowded night. (although the V-day menu looks really good...)

missaminus · 02-10-2007, 07:18 PM

evening will be spent in class...may invest in gallon of fattening ice cream, salty chips, and gooey chocolate, all to be eaten while staring at computer screen watching fellow classmates ask stupid questions.

Afterwards, may watch tasteful, airbrushed, candlelit porn

to remind self what sex is, if can find key to safe where porn is hidden from inquisitive (read: nosy) children.

If lucky, husband will call or email from Bahrain- not lucky very often. He *did* send the kids personalized chocolate bars and ordered them a Wii, so at least *someone* in this house is feelin' the love!

02-01-2007, 09:27 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OK, here's what I do: First, and most important, I imagine there is a very special love. Then, I imagine I've enough money to buy us a trip to Aruba, where I imagine we drink umbrella drinks, have wild passionate sex all night long, and frolic on the beach in our (imagined) incredibly toned bodies. Or, a nice card from Hallmark. :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-01-2007, 09:38 AM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Selene will be attending her third week of blackjack dealing class, so I need to come up with something that I can do in the car on the way to work (so sex is out), and then something that doesn't take very long when she gets home at 10:30 that night (go ahead, wiseasses...say that sex is perfect as something that doesn't take very long). Ideas cheerfully accepted. I'm romance impaired. Shawnee, I'm busy on the 14th, but if your imagination is good enough, I can offer you an unfit body in a cold climate with a couple of cans of Bud and a brief carnal interlude, leaving the rest of your evening free for reading, washing socks or other pastimes. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-01-2007, 09:47 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Best offer in months! Hey, there's always phone sex (except I don't have a phone) or online sex (except I don't have a line on.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-03-2007, 12:08 PM	#7
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	By pure chance I got holidays and bought my airplane ticket to fly up to Finland. Only later I noticed that I would be with my girlfriend on Valentines Day. I'm completly out of practise of such things But it seems they don't celebrate Valentine that much in Finland. We go to some restaurant she knows. I'll try to get some flowers. I thought about buying her a gift (ipod), but even before remembering Valentines day. And if we find a place we^ll go dancing that evening. She's quite of a good dancer and that's how we really met. I'm looking forward to Valentines day __________________ Complex simplex

02-03-2007, 12:44 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The 15th is our wedding aniversary (9th, I think ) but Jim will be working I'm sure. Maybe we'll celebrate on the 14th this year like everyone else, but we'll save our dinner at Krazy Kats for a less crowded night. (although the V-day menu looks really good...) __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-01-2007, 07:54 AM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The same can be said for flowers. Don't buy flowers on valentine's day. You get mediocre flowers for a jacked up price.

02-10-2007, 07:18 PM	#9
missaminus Writer of Writings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: I bloom where planted Posts: 14	Valentine's day... evening will be spent in class...may invest in gallon of fattening ice cream, salty chips, and gooey chocolate, all to be eaten while staring at computer screen watching fellow classmates ask stupid questions. Afterwards, may watch tasteful, airbrushed, candlelit porn to remind self what sex is, if can find key to safe where porn is hidden from inquisitive (read: nosy) children. If lucky, husband will call or email from Bahrain- not lucky very often. He did send the kids personalized chocolate bars and ordered them a Wii, so at least someone in this house is feelin' the love! __________________ "The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." J. Jacques, Questionable Content, #478

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