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Old 02-22-2007, 01:19 PM   #1
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Oh, and I once was solicited to buy lightbulbs. I lied that I was going into the service the very next day. The sales person recommended that I buy some for my parents. I lied, telling her that I was going into the military because my parents died in a tragic car accident. Her response was "oh....goodbye"
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:21 PM   #2
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Oh, and I once was solicited to buy lightbulbs. I lied that I was going into the service the very next day. The sales person recommended that I buy some for my parents. I lied, telling her that I was going into the military because my parents died in a tragic car accident. Her response was "oh....goodbye"
That's like the reaction from Jehovah's Witnesses: just tell them you're catholic, true or not. They leave skid marks trying to get off your porch. :p
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:49 PM   #3
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Oh, and I once was solicited to buy lightbulbs. I lied that I was going into the service the very next day. The sales person recommended that I buy some for my parents. I lied, telling her that I was going into the military because my parents died in a tragic car accident. Her response was "oh....goodbye"
and that's not mean?
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:10 PM   #4
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and that's not mean?
Nope. Just funny.
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:39 PM   #5
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Nope. Just funny.
Not to her. Which equals mean. If you're gonna preach, at least practice it.
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:47 PM   #6
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Not to her. Which equals mean. If you're gonna preach, at least practice it.
Okay - you got me. Once, in 1983, I was mean to a telemarketer. I thought I was having some fun at an annoying telemarketer's expense, and everybody I've ever shared that story with has laughed. Alas, I find that I've been mean. Please forgive me. I've changed - I swear it!
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:19 PM   #7
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Okay - you got me. Once, in 1983, I was mean to a telemarketer. I thought I was having some fun at an annoying telemarketer's expense, and everybody I've ever shared that story with has laughed. Alas, I find that I've been mean. Please forgive me. I've changed - I swear it!
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I used to hang up on market researchers before I was one -I thought they were just lying telemarketers. But it was the MR gig that taught me to hang up on telemarketers without feeling bad -you called them, you don't know them, they don't want to know you -let's move on to something that might be more profitable, save everybody's time.
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