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Old 03-28-2007, 12:39 PM   #1
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You don't have to pay $25,000 - there's an asshole in your chair at this very moment.

Oh no I di-int!
i think that would cause a rectal-donor-feedback loop that would in turn cause a collapse of the space-time facbric in my immediate region. once that kind of thing gets going, it just sucks up everything around, including canal water. I've been told that my ass sucks canal water, but i didn't appreciate it at the time, and if for no other reason than to thwart the accuracy of that statement, I'll have to decline to provide my self with my self as an asshole donor. I would accept your lips, however......as they are quite sphincter like and already shitty.
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:27 PM   #2
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... I would accept your lips, however......as they are quite sphincter like and already shitty.
Shitty? I only toss clean salads
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