What do you eat that you really shouldn't?

Trilby · 05-21-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

cheesy poofs

Beefy Logs

Oh, and SG is my spiritual twin in England. I've done much the very same thing only they hauled my ass in but only b/c I was throwing the F bomb around--...

kerosene · 05-21-2007, 08:25 PM

On rare occasion: spray cheese and ritz crackers.

On not so rare occasion: candy that the lady at work keeps bringing in.

Bullitt · 05-21-2007, 09:22 PM

Half a rack of ribs tonight smothered in Smokey Sweet Memphis bbq sauce with baked beans, a half a pound of pulled pork, and a cornbread muffin. (Highly recommend Sticky Fingers in S.C.)
Tomorrow is going to be a bumpy ride on the porcelain bus.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2007, 12:44 PM

Oh. My. God. I just read your story SG.

You really had me cracking up. What the hell kind of vodka did you buy: Schmirnoff 10W40? Yikes.

When you visit Ohio, Bri and I will get you a better grade of vodka, though you may have to fight me for it because my drink of choice if it's not beer is vodka or rum and diet coke.

But, we've all done crazy things. I was just talking with my ex-husband last night about a time, years ago, when we invited this guy over to our apartment for some post-bar drinking and smoking. This guy is one of those eccentrics (long scraggly beard, scruffy clothes) but really intelligent ( I think he has audited every class here at the college.) Coincidentally, he is my dad's sister's husband's brother (i.e. my uncle's brother.) We were sailing pretty good, but I really didn't know the guy too well at the time. He's harmless but, as I said, scary to see.

The next day my ex found a note in the spare room. I had scrawled:

If we are ded, the last person to see us alive was Henry's brother.

Yep, D-E-D. Yep, I was all cryptic; I couldn't just say "John."

Makes for a great story!

05-21-2007, 09:22 PM	#3
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Half a rack of ribs tonight smothered in Smokey Sweet Memphis bbq sauce with baked beans, a half a pound of pulled pork, and a cornbread muffin. (Highly recommend Sticky Fingers in S.C.) Tomorrow is going to be a bumpy ride on the porcelain bus. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

05-22-2007, 12:44 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh. My. God. I just read your story SG. You really had me cracking up. What the hell kind of vodka did you buy: Schmirnoff 10W40? Yikes. When you visit Ohio, Bri and I will get you a better grade of vodka, though you may have to fight me for it because my drink of choice if it's not beer is vodka or rum and diet coke. But, we've all done crazy things. I was just talking with my ex-husband last night about a time, years ago, when we invited this guy over to our apartment for some post-bar drinking and smoking. This guy is one of those eccentrics (long scraggly beard, scruffy clothes) but really intelligent ( I think he has audited every class here at the college.) Coincidentally, he is my dad's sister's husband's brother (i.e. my uncle's brother.) We were sailing pretty good, but I really didn't know the guy too well at the time. He's harmless but, as I said, scary to see. The next day my ex found a note in the spare room. I had scrawled: If we are ded, the last person to see us alive was Henry's brother. Yep, D-E-D. Yep, I was all cryptic; I couldn't just say "John." Makes for a great story! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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05-21-2007, 08:25 PM	#2
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	On rare occasion: spray cheese and ritz crackers. On not so rare occasion: candy that the lady at work keeps bringing in.

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