Terrible two-year-old

[ferret88]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I told my son, at two, that Santa was a vampire. That is why he only came out at night, and why you had to be asleep when he came or he would EAT YOU!
He wears red so the blood does not show and lives at the north pole because it is always night there. He never gets any older and leaves toys to lure you out of your room so he can EAT you!!!
So you better sleep tonight... love you... click.

That is HILARIOUS. I fully intend to NOT do the Santa thing and that's the best "Santa's not real" story I've ever heard.