Jalapeños (This Year)

[smurfalicious]

i dunno, it could be the vodka, but i think i just read this:

Must be all the rain we've had in Texas, but the freakin' cocks are huge, over an inch in diameter (on average). Biggest I've ever seen, to my recollection. And, contrary to my assumption that smaller cocks are hotter, these big boys are also big on heat. My wife explained that the longer [the] cocks grow, they hotter [the] cocks get (she's half-Brazillian, she snacked on whole cocks when she was knee-high to a grasshopper).

We roasted some of these cocks, whole on the grill, and they became challenge cocks (IE, Think you can eat this whole cock?) ...