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Old 10-25-2007, 02:14 PM   #1
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Meanwhile, some real Aussie sheilas prove they don't need chewing gum....

From http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...l?from=mostpop

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A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples.

The 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrates court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences", in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined $1000, while an off-duty barmaid was fined $500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
I love the way paragraph three implies that hotel licensing laws explicitly forbid crushing beer cans between breasts. I think it is just poorly written, but, you never know, this is Australia...
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:37 PM   #2
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Meanwhile, some real Aussie sheilas prove they don't need chewing gum....

From http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...l?from=mostpop



I love the way paragraph three implies that hotel licensing laws explicitly forbid crushing beer cans between breasts. I think it is just poorly written, but, you never know, this is Australia...
That's a very funny story in my opinion. I don't know what the countryside is like in Peel, but that's nothing compared to some of the stuff that happens in outback pubs. What I want to know is, if nipples are out, are they allowed to hang spoons off their noses instead? I know this provides hours of entertainment for my kids when they're stuck at various different functions we take them to.
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