Secret Santa - The Gifts

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Originally Posted by monster

Nope. Those are the senders.

I bet you're one of those who can never keep a secret, huh?

What secret?!? I wasn't going to tell everyone 'bout your little winky.

Well, I'm on pins and needles waiting for it to get there........Oh jeez.
The woman that sold it to me (the gift) looked at me like I'm an asshole for not having the recipients phone number....If this person isn't home to receive it they are going to call me which is useless.Uh yea...I don't know the person that I sent this too, so uhhh, they should be home sometime after 6pm?Yea...I didn't tell the woman (sales clerk) that I didn't even know who I'm sending it to....it is a name and address I got and I just send stuff. Imagine the look I would have gotten then....