January 29, 2008: Cheeseburger in a can

[kerosene]

What, there's no pancake involved? Or no chocolate chip?

If the pancake, chocolate chip and sausage were all made out of the expected ingredients would that be ok? :P

Ooooh. I love haggis!

You are frightening me.

Oh, and anytime you have prepackaged "pancake" I can't imagine many of the ingredients are pronounceable, let alone real ingredients used to make pancakes. Same with sausage...wait...that might not matter much in this case.