March 5, 2008: Sic 'em Salty

[Beest]

Originally Posted by Brianna

I have an unnatural fear of crocs and 'gators. I must have been eaten by one in a previous life.

I hate all water dewllers--except dolphins, nice whales (not those Killer things) seals, penguins and the Lady of the Lake. All the rest can piss off. Esp. the ones with tentacles and sharp, viscious teeth that want to bite me.

Probably fairly safe in Ohio then, though there is lakeshore,
but nothing could live in it,
except mutants

ever thought of New Mexico, I hear they're short of water,
But not mutants

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Beest

Probably fairly safe in Ohio then, though there is lakeshore,
but nothing could live in it,
except mutants

[Saphyre]

Why do all near disasters seem to start with, "Hey, check this out"? Doesn't qualify him for a Darwin, since there's no carnage, but gotta at least give the guy a B for effort.

Meanwhile, saltie's thinking 'daim, missed again'.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Saphyre

Why do all near disasters seem to start with, "Hey, check this out"?

If this happened in USA, it would've began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Also, don't be down on the croc, he just wanted a kosher meal.

[Coign]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If this happened in USA, it would've began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Also, don't be down on the croc, he just wanted a kosher meal.

You forgot the first line of that, "here hold my beer."

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If this happened in USA, it would've began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Also, don't be down on the croc, he just wanted a kosher meal.

AKA, "Hey Bubba, watch this!". Know in these parts as, Famous Last Words of a Redneck.

[Scriveyn]

Originally Posted by Saphyre

... Doesn't qualify him for a Darwin, since there's no carnage, but gotta at least give the guy a B for effort. ....

Surely good for an honorable mention