To kill the voices in your head ...

smoothmoniker · 04-03-2008, 02:09 AM

pop a Corona

take two swallows

fill the bottle back up with Tequila

drink it, smile, rinse, repeat, 1am party time!

Cicero · 04-03-2008, 02:30 AM

Yeppers! I happened to have some, to kill ya, as a last resort...No voices but mine own.

Flint · 04-03-2008, 09:25 AM

People don't realize that you can use beer as a mixer, but it's true.

Now, beer + tequila? That's crazy! It will stop the voices, but replace them with the urge to punch things.

Sundae · 04-03-2008, 09:32 AM

Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
I'd be trying to track down all my exes by the second bottle

Shawnee123 · 04-03-2008, 10:11 AM

Ummm, I love tequila. My theory is that most people who can't stand to be around it is because they were already drunk once when someone suggested doing shots of tequila. That's a sickness no one wants to revisit. I tend to sip and chase.

I don't drink tequila much any more. I did have one shot the other day (long story, but I had been to a particularly sad funeral, a young child, and thought a few beers and a shot might smooth me out...didn't work) but I stay away from it as a general rule.

I still believe though that "the Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing..."

Flint · 04-03-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I still believe though that "the Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing..."

That's a classic lyric; but in reality I have to have at least Sauza. . . . Cuervo is nasty swill for gringos.

Shawnee123 · 04-03-2008, 10:20 AM

I won't drink any "lesser" tequila than CG, but good old Cuervo Gold is pretty tasty to me. If I don't go "whoooo" and shake my head like a cartoon character trying to re-inflate his skull after being hit with a large frying pan, I feel like I'm missing out.

Cicero · 04-03-2008, 12:42 PM

I'm a real gringa. Only Silver tequilas please. Last night: had a mixed drink of Herradura Silver and Lemonade.

The bad part: I can still feel it. Uuuugh. Adding beer is the last thing on the freakin' earth I think I needed to do (not that I did, just sayin it was bad enough). Oh jesus. Thinking about it gives me a headache.

LabRat · 04-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Tequila sneaks up on me. I'm sipping away on strawberry margaritas shooting the breeze with friends, and then all of a sudden, wham! I'm totally pissed. I prefer the nice slow building happy I get from vodka, so I can tell when/if I need to back off...gimme a martini anyday.

Flint · 04-03-2008, 01:15 PM

:::note to self:::

Trilby · 04-03-2008, 01:44 PM

Tequila begot my second son. No lie. We'd been drinking Bad Juans at a local joint and drank the place dry. nine months later---DANNY!!

Cloud · 04-03-2008, 02:46 PM

tequila.is.evil.

Cicero · 04-03-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

tequila.is.evil.

See? I'm still trying to kill the voices in Clouders head!!

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-04-2008, 10:25 PM

<after about one and a half>

"...Ghshnrbl wogga ham bam hic haec hoc 'scuse-me woozle hemipygian poor ol' Goe-bbels has no balls a-tall, uh, sm'rf Herblock Mauldin Miskatonic whiskey'n'tonic. H've you seen th' Oliphant?"

So that's what the voices sound like after this...!

Sundae · 04-05-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Tequila begot my second son. No lie. We'd been drinking Bad Juans at a local joint and drank the place dry. nine months later---DANNY!!

Hang on - is this the ginger or the football player (or the lovely chap I spoke to the other night?)
Whichever - you were blessed by the Tequila fairy

04-03-2008, 02:09 AM	#1
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	To kill the voices in your head ... pop a Corona take two swallows fill the bottle back up with Tequila drink it, smile, rinse, repeat, 1am party time! __________________ to live and die in LA

04-03-2008, 02:30 AM	#2
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yeppers! I happened to have some, to kill ya, as a last resort...No voices but mine own. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-03-2008, 09:25 AM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	People don't realize that you can use beer as a mixer, but it's true. Now, beer + tequila? That's crazy! It will stop the voices, but replace them with the urge to punch things. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-03-2008, 09:32 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sounds like a recipe for disaster! I'd be trying to track down all my exes by the second bottle __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-03-2008, 10:11 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ummm, I love tequila. My theory is that most people who can't stand to be around it is because they were already drunk once when someone suggested doing shots of tequila. That's a sickness no one wants to revisit. I tend to sip and chase. I don't drink tequila much any more. I did have one shot the other day (long story, but I had been to a particularly sad funeral, a young child, and thought a few beers and a shot might smooth me out...didn't work) but I stay away from it as a general rule. I still believe though that "the Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian, make tonight a wonderful thing..." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-03-2008, 10:20 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I won't drink any "lesser" tequila than CG, but good old Cuervo Gold is pretty tasty to me. If I don't go "whoooo" and shake my head like a cartoon character trying to re-inflate his skull after being hit with a large frying pan, I feel like I'm missing out. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-03-2008, 12:42 PM	#8
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm a real gringa. Only Silver tequilas please. Last night: had a mixed drink of Herradura Silver and Lemonade. The bad part: I can still feel it. Uuuugh. Adding beer is the last thing on the freakin' earth I think I needed to do (not that I did, just sayin it was bad enough). Oh jesus. Thinking about it gives me a headache. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung Last edited by Cicero; 04-03-2008 at 01:28 PM.

04-03-2008, 01:06 PM	#9
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Tequila sneaks up on me. I'm sipping away on strawberry margaritas shooting the breeze with friends, and then all of a sudden, wham! I'm totally pissed. I prefer the nice slow building happy I get from vodka, so I can tell when/if I need to back off...gimme a martini anyday. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-03-2008, 01:15 PM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	:::note to self::: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-03-2008, 01:44 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Tequila begot my second son. No lie. We'd been drinking Bad Juans at a local joint and drank the place dry. nine months later---DANNY!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-03-2008, 02:46 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	tequila.is.evil. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-04-2008, 10:25 PM	#14
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	<after about one and a half> "...Ghshnrbl wogga ham bam hic haec hoc 'scuse-me woozle hemipygian poor ol' Goe-bbels has no balls a-tall, uh, sm'rf Herblock Mauldin Miskatonic whiskey'n'tonic. H've you seen th' Oliphant?" So that's what the voices sound like after this...! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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