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[Sundae]

When I stopped sulking I guess it did come out with some reasonable hits

SG needs to write some functions to figure out how that happened. You've got a long wait.

SG looks like a Mexican version of Tina Turner. It's the tan, obviously.

The strangulation appears to be accidental in that SG likes to have her sexual experience intensified by temporary asphyxia. Gasp! That's news to me.

"This is a moneymaker," SG says, noting few companies seem to recognize how lucrative the "encore" wedding market can be. That's pretty cold of me.

SG wants him to admit that he lost it (oh believe me...he will. Sooner or later.) He'd better.

A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which SG hates. Mess with the perfection that is LJ? Damn right I hate it.

One of his most frequent sources of protest is when SG goes through the baby gate and up the stairs. Ah grow up you baby.

SG has been walking our 18 month old labrador, ellie, for the last six months. she has been 100% reliable. I'm known for it.

Plus SG has yellow teeth - NOT a good look for a chocolate promotion! Ouch. NHS dentistry.