Colin the abandoned Humpback Whale

ZenGum · 08-20-2008, 08:36 PM

Suppose we feed it. Suppose it lives. Suppose it grows up.
It is trying to suckle from boats. It thinks boats are female whales.
Suppose in a few years time you are out in your five-meter half-cabin cruiser enjoying a bit of fishing when a randy perverted humpback (oooh, humpback, teeheeheee) whale start rubbing against your boat. And rubbing...and rubbing .... getting more intense now....

This could be great for tourism. Or we might need to introduce a new distress call, because "Help, my boat is being raped by a perverted whale!" takes too long to scream, and you'd keep breaking down with the giggles.

08-20-2008, 08:36 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Suppose we feed it. Suppose it lives. Suppose it grows up. It is trying to suckle from boats. It thinks boats are female whales. Suppose in a few years time you are out in your five-meter half-cabin cruiser enjoying a bit of fishing when a randy perverted humpback (oooh, humpback, teeheeheee) whale start rubbing against your boat. And rubbing...and rubbing .... getting more intense now.... This could be great for tourism. Or we might need to introduce a new distress call, because "Help, my boat is being raped by a perverted whale!" takes too long to scream, and you'd keep breaking down with the giggles. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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