annoying sayings

[Sundae]

And lets face it, God fucked with the Jews for years, laying down all sorts of laws about stoning your children, and burning animals - lots of animals - then turns round after a couple of centuries and says, "Nah, don't bother with all that, too messy, too noisy. I've decided it's all about love now, okay? Love me, love my Son (and his ghost), love your neighbour, all you need is love. Just not man on man love, I still don't like that."

And yet people still think I'm going to pleased to hear that he has a plan for me? No thanks.