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Old 03-01-2009, 05:52 PM   #32
Aliantha
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I've been thinking about this joke I heard years ago every time I read the title of this thread, so I've finally decided to share it.

A little boy peeks into his mothers bedroom one evening to see her standing in front of the mirror, stark naked, running her hands over her body saying, "I need a man, I need a man". The little boy thinks this is odd, but goes off to bed after his mother goes out.

In the morning, he wakes and goes to his mothers room and sees that she has a man in her bed. He's amazed to say the least as you can imagine.

That evening, he takes all his clothes off, stands in front of his mirror stark naked, running his hands over his body saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike!"
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