If this was all it took, I would be able to speak about 53 languages.

Sheldonrs · 03-30-2009, 09:10 AM

Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change

By Nick Squires in Sydney
Last Updated: 1:02AM GMT 29 Mar 2008

A wombat like that allegedly involved in the incident
A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.

Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.

Bernie's pleading guiltyCradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what had motivated Cradock to make the extraordinary claim.

In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again.

Wombats are native to Australia and are not found in New Zealand. Although powerfully built and about the size of a small pig, they are very rarely dangerous. There are three species: the widely distributed common wombat and the much rarer southern and northern hairy-nosed wombats.

Shawnee123 · 03-30-2009, 09:17 AM

Quote:

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

O.M.G.

Pie · 03-30-2009, 09:32 AM

"Cocaine -- it's a helluva drug!"

toranokaze · 03-30-2009, 10:13 AM

If you are faced with a wombat rapist don't run.. they like it when you run.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/nation...236003099.html

03-30-2009, 09:10 AM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	If this was all it took, I would be able to speak about 53 languages. Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change By Nick Squires in Sydney Last Updated: 1:02AM GMT 29 Mar 2008 A wombat like that allegedly involved in the incident A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time. Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance. Bernie's pleading guiltyCradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right. "I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all." He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life. Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what had motivated Cradock to make the extraordinary claim. In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again. Wombats are native to Australia and are not found in New Zealand. Although powerfully built and about the size of a small pig, they are very rarely dangerous. There are three species: the widely distributed common wombat and the much rarer southern and northern hairy-nosed wombats. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-30-2009, 09:32 AM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	"Cocaine -- it's a helluva drug!" __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-30-2009, 10:13 AM	#4
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	If you are faced with a wombat rapist don't run.. they like it when you run. http://www.theage.com.au/news/nation...236003099.html __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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