Celebrity death that bummed you out the most... - Page 40

ZenGum · 06-25-2009, 07:39 PM

Undertakers have announced that now that Michael Jackson has died, they are gonna melt him down, recycle the plastic, and make toys so that the kids can play with him for a change.

Sheldonrs · 06-25-2009, 08:00 PM

Kind of ironic that the first time his kids appear in public WITHOUT those veils will be at his funeral.

Aliantha · 06-25-2009, 08:03 PM

Actually, this whole MJ the fiddler thing was all going through court when I first joined the cellar. I think that was where my trouble started here at the cellar, and in some cases, it has not improved.

Elspode · 06-25-2009, 08:20 PM

I'm not mad at you, girl. I disagree with you. There's what you can get away with under the law, and there's what is. Michael bought his way out of a lot of potential lawsuits. That's why he's broke. If innocent, he should have gone to trial and been proclaimed innocent in every single case.

Aliantha · 06-25-2009, 08:23 PM

Yeah I know you're not upset with me. Some people were though. My whole thing was that if there were charges, and it went through the usual judicial chanels and for whatever reason was never convicted, that should be the end of it really, and that was my point back then too.

As far as now goes, I just think it'd be nice if people could lay off the whole thing for the sake of his kids, and also simply because he's gone now and if he was what some people believe, then they have nothing more to worry about now anyway. He's gone and it's a sad day for his family, and also the music industry.

classicman · 06-25-2009, 09:24 PM

The problem Els is that the truth and what can be proved are two extremely different things. For example - was/is OJ a murderer?

Undertoad · 06-25-2009, 10:48 PM

It's interesting what American culture seeps so far around the world.

Farrah was most famous for her poster.

The Dep't of Making Shit Up finds that 63% of American males age 38-50 have fapped to that image. Why: timing. It was approximately 1976, and America had not really discovered the female nipple. I know this seems far-fetched in our modern day and age, but it was a tremendous advance for its time. The poster was risque. Shortly after this, Jacqueline Bisset would do her white T-shirt move in "The Deep", and America would discover that the nipples were actually attached to larger areolas and breasts and things.

I'm sure the Aussies discovered the nipple in the late 50s, early sexual bloomers that they are.

Aliantha · 06-25-2009, 10:50 PM

We're big on nipples down under.

ZenGum · 06-26-2009, 12:53 AM

You have nipples "down under"? See a doctor, ya freak.

Aliantha · 06-26-2009, 03:21 AM

Now what did I say to you about being funny?!?

Griff · 06-26-2009, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The Dep't of Making Shit Up finds that 63% of American males age 38-50 have fapped to that image.

Umm... Let's make that 64%...

capnhowdy · 06-26-2009, 07:20 AM

ahem... 65%.

Queen of the Ryche · 06-26-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Um...being a pederast is not a lifestyle choice. Some of the other weirdness, yeah, fine, okay. But just because he was acquitted of child molestation and bought off several other claims of the same doesn't mean he wasn't a boy lover.

Was he enormously talented? Absolutely. I was a huge fan of his talent. But he was a messed up human being.

THIS.

Now back to your regularyly scheduled fapping.

TheMercenary · 06-26-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

We're big on nipples down under.

As are we up from under.

Undertoad · 06-26-2009, 09:59 AM

Philly-area only: long-long-long time radio talk show host "Evil" Irv Homer, dead at 85.

I loved Irv. Met him a few times at Libertarian dinners, and he was always awesome.

06-25-2009, 07:39 PM	#586
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Undertakers have announced that now that Michael Jackson has died, they are gonna melt him down, recycle the plastic, and make toys so that the kids can play with him for a change. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-25-2009, 08:00 PM	#587
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Kind of ironic that the first time his kids appear in public WITHOUT those veils will be at his funeral. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-25-2009, 08:03 PM	#588
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Actually, this whole MJ the fiddler thing was all going through court when I first joined the cellar. I think that was where my trouble started here at the cellar, and in some cases, it has not improved. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-25-2009, 08:20 PM	#589
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm not mad at you, girl. I disagree with you. There's what you can get away with under the law, and there's what is. Michael bought his way out of a lot of potential lawsuits. That's why he's broke. If innocent, he should have gone to trial and been proclaimed innocent in every single case. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-25-2009, 08:23 PM	#590
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah I know you're not upset with me. Some people were though. My whole thing was that if there were charges, and it went through the usual judicial chanels and for whatever reason was never convicted, that should be the end of it really, and that was my point back then too. As far as now goes, I just think it'd be nice if people could lay off the whole thing for the sake of his kids, and also simply because he's gone now and if he was what some people believe, then they have nothing more to worry about now anyway. He's gone and it's a sad day for his family, and also the music industry. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-25-2009, 09:24 PM	#591
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The problem Els is that the truth and what can be proved are two extremely different things. For example - was/is OJ a murderer? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-25-2009, 10:48 PM	#592
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's interesting what American culture seeps so far around the world. Farrah was most famous for her poster. The Dep't of Making Shit Up finds that 63% of American males age 38-50 have fapped to that image. Why: timing. It was approximately 1976, and America had not really discovered the female nipple. I know this seems far-fetched in our modern day and age, but it was a tremendous advance for its time. The poster was risque. Shortly after this, Jacqueline Bisset would do her white T-shirt move in "The Deep", and America would discover that the nipples were actually attached to larger areolas and breasts and things. I'm sure the Aussies discovered the nipple in the late 50s, early sexual bloomers that they are.

06-25-2009, 10:50 PM	#593
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We're big on nipples down under. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-26-2009, 12:53 AM	#594
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You have nipples "down under"? See a doctor, ya freak. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-26-2009, 03:21 AM	#595
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Now what did I say to you about being funny?!? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-26-2009, 07:20 AM	#597
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	ahem... 65%. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-26-2009, 09:59 AM	#600
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Philly-area only: long-long-long time radio talk show host "Evil" Irv Homer, dead at 85. I loved Irv. Met him a few times at Libertarian dinners, and he was always awesome.

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