I cant believe I just ate.....

[casimendocina]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Nah, I work with a bunch of early 20's, I shant be dating any of them.

My big himbo is lovely to look at though, 22, 6'3, football player.....he's very drool worthy, kinda thick, but you have to love him when he looks like that.

I'm trying to imagine the conversation.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by casimendocina

I'm trying to imagine the conversation.

Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.

[casimendocina]

QUOTE=ZenGum;584533]Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.[/quote]

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.

Sometimes, but usually its like....

Me: Did you call [important customer here]?

Himbo: (avoiding eye contact) Err, I will, when I get back from lunch, what do you think I should say?

Me: Fucking jesus, do I look like your Mother.....(notice the no question mark here)

Himbo: ....[too long a pause for my liking]

Me: I will beat you like a step child in a minute.

Himbo: Positions hands under Des & Troy for the obligatory flex, he even looks at them both to make sure my attention is on them

Me: That shit doesnt work with me, make the call.

Himbo sulks away whilst I am TOTALLY checking out his arse and doing that little smile that says "I have to luv him or I may kill him....plus he is totally hot".

[casimendocina]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Sometimes, but usually its like....

Me: Did you call [important customer here]?

Himbo: (avoiding eye contact) Err, I will, when I get back from lunch, what do you think I should say?

Me: Fucking jesus, do I look like your Mother.....(notice the no question mark here)

Himbo: ....[too long a pause for my liking]

Me: I will beat you like a step child in a minute.

Himbo: Positions hands under Des & Troy for the obligatory flex, he even looks at them both to make sure my attention is on them

Me: That shit doesnt work with me, make the call.

Himbo sulks away whilst I am TOTALLY checking out his arse and doing that little smile that says "I have to luv him or I may kill him....plus he is totally hot".

Can you put a % on the amount of time spent flexing Des and Troy?

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by casimendocina

Can you put a % on the amount of time spent flexing Des and Troy?

Not enough the boy is very well put together, and hilarious.

I wouldn't trade him for anything and his girlfriend is really lovely... I wonder how she puts up with him.