Dec 31, 2009: Don't Eat This One

[newtimer]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

I once found an enormous sliver of wood in a quart of cottage cheese.

That's odd. I once bought some lumber at Home Depot and when I got it home I found a big glob of cottage cheese smeared between two of the boards.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by newtimer

That's odd. I once bought some lumber at Home Depot and when I got it home I found a big glob of cottage cheese smeared between two of the boards.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"You got lumber in my cottage cheese!"
"No, you got cottage cheese in my lumber!"

[AndyDan]

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Fortunately, that's never happened to me. I did find a worm in some spinach I was eating once, though.

[Saknussem]

Shawnee123 said:

Awww man...you've ruined canned ravioli for me.

I am so sorry that it took THIS to ruin canned ravioli for you. My mother's home made baked ravioli ruined it for me something like 45 years ago.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Tawny

My conclusion: our government is highly suspect and doesn't do a thing about it.

Fixed that for ya