Humor...I Need Humor...

[squirell nutkin]

"Doesn't much matter to me what you wear, just gonna be the two of us..."

[BigV]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

"Doesn't much matter to me what you wear, just gonna be the two of us..."

Please tell the whole joke!

[Pete Zicato]

Originally Posted by BigV

Please tell the whole joke!

That would spoil its use as an oblique/obscure reference. How, then, would we be able to tell the outsiders?

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

That would spoil its use as an oblique/obscure reference. How, then, would we be able to tell the outsiders?

Or, we could just use a numeric system:

A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.

The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke."

So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number six!" There was dead silence in the cell block. He asks the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"

"Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."

[spudcon]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

"Doesn't much matter to me what you wear, just gonna be the two of us..."

Remember the song "Timothy?"

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by spudcon

Remember the song "Timothy?"

Timmah??