The Sex Thread

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This is actually against the rules and regulations.

Womenfolk don't understand because their sexual response is different. But the law is, if you touch it, you have to finish it.

What she doesn't realize, digr, is that five seconds after the door shut, you were in your bedroom beating your dick like it owed you money.* And twenty seconds after that, the entire encounter was over and you were thinking, not about her, but about whether there's any milk left in the fridge. That's what we are as guys and I'm not sure the females of our species fully understand this.

*I believe this line was originally written by Paul Mooney, used on The Dave Chappelle Show and was subsequently stolen by Carlos Mencia.