Humor...I Need Humor...

classicman · 10-15-2010, 06:14 PM

He said She said ,,,,,,,,

He said to me ..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ..... You wear underwear don't you?

He said to me ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ..... They don't have time.

He said to me..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ..... I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him ..... They already have boyfriends.

He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said..... A widow.

He said to me..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ..... Single women come home, check the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

10-15-2010, 06:14 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	He said She said ,,,,,,,, He said to me ..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him ..... You wear underwear don't you? He said to me ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart. He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him ..... They don't have time. He said to me..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him ..... I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? I said to him ..... They already have boyfriends. He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said..... A widow. He said to me..... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him ..... Single women come home, check the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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