Christmas excitement

[Undertoad]

with hindsight and time

The cop reponded with "COME ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE",

(with calm) "Sir, there's no need to address me so harshly. I've explained the situation. I'll come out there and discuss it with you, but we're going to speak civilly so the situation doesn't escalate, because as I've explained, if I'm guessing why you're here, it's a toy gun."

One cop stays with me (and the dog) outside and the other (the yeller) went into my house, still with his handgun out.

"Officer, you have just entered my house without my permission." (to other cop watching me) "Please observe that I did not give permission."

The yelling cop brought him outside and yelled "PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE WALL", which he did.

"Officer, you are acting irresponsibly. This is my house and no crimes have been committed. I am requesting that you leave the premises immediately."