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Old 01-03-2011, 04:04 PM   #1
Big Sarge
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Aww SG, you just need to run away with me! I'd introduce to the world of grits, sucking crawdads, and NASCAR!!
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:54 PM   #2
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Aww SG, you just need to run away with me! I'd introduce to the world of grits, sucking crawdads, and NASCAR!!
If it turns out I've won the lottery I promise to visit you first.
But in reality, I think a dyed-in-the-wool liberal with strong opinions on gun control and capital punishment, with a green bent and a definite liberal slant might be more than you signed on for. As well as not fittong in with your family?

I mean I do have big tits and can give mind-bending blow-jobs, but you strike me as a decent man and that means you need more than that.

Yeah, we're both joking.
But if I do happen to come into money I am certainly coming to the States.
And the other people who made potential plans - come! And again
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Old 01-15-2011, 08:52 PM   #3
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I mean I do have big tits and can give mind-bending blow-jobs, but you strike me as a decent man and that means you need more than that.
Add a good laugh and a bright smile, and that describes the perfect woman.
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:56 PM   #4
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Aww SG, you just need to run away with me! I'd introduce to the world of grits, sucking crawdads, and NASCAR!!
If it turns out I've won the lottery I promise to visit you first.
But in reality, I think a dyed-in-the-wool liberal with strong opinions on gun control and capital punishment, with a green bent and a definite liberal slant might be more than you signed on for. As well as not fittong in with your family?

I mean I do have big tits and can give mind-bending blow-jobs, but you strike me as a decent man and that means you need more than that.

Yeah, we're both joking.
But if I do happen to come into money I am certainly coming to the States.
And the other people who made potential plans - I will come! And come again
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