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01-23-2011, 03:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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What did I do?
Last evening I did something I've never done before. It had never even occurred to me.
Here are your clues: Baby and I were watching TV on the couch. I was lying on one end of the couch, she was lying on the other. We were (more or less) fully clothed, shoes off. Alcohol was present. It was not SFW. You may never look at a certain Monty Python icon the same way ever again. I won't. What did I do?
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01-23-2011, 03:24 PM
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01-24-2011, 01:29 AM
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No fish were harmed in the making of 'What did I Do?'
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01-24-2011, 06:34 AM
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I'm thinking, given that you specifically mention shoes off, that you stimulated her with your foot.
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01-24-2011, 08:44 AM
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dead parrot. all the way.
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01-24-2011, 10:15 AM
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01-24-2011, 11:52 AM
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You washed her feet with Jack Daniel's, then licked them clean. Just a guess.
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But I did wear a sock, safe sex and all that.  Quote:
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01-25-2011, 07:11 PM
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01-26-2011, 02:45 AM
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You gotta quit drinkin and Cellarin...
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