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Old 01-25-2011, 11:27 AM   #1
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"Hey, that was one smooth turn! Awesome work. You just glided like you were floating on air. Do another one for me, just like that, but on the other side. That would be great."

See, you wouldn't even realize that you'd made a wrong turn. That's the kind of GPS you want.
I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something. Or I'd get all defensive: don't condescend to ME you mudderplucker, I know it wasn't that great a turn. Stop looking at me like I'm stupid.

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Old 01-25-2011, 11:34 AM   #2
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I'd be extremely suspicious of the GPS' motives, groveling like that. Like it was just trying to get into my pants or something.

Might not be the worst thing. It would be able to find your G spot.
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