Izzy Whizzy, let's get Quizzy

[DanaC]

It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

Play up, play up, and play the game.

[monster]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? SOOTY
2. What's your favorite houseplant? ANY THAT THRIVES; VENUS FLY TRAP
3. You open the front door and there's a w et, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? OH FUCK
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? GETTING CHEAP AIR TICKETS
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? UGH. UM. FLORIDA, I GUESS. BUT I'D MISS THE SNOW.
6. What does your doormat look like? WE HAVE SEVERAL. WET AND MUDDY MOSTLY. ONE SAYS WELCOME, BUT WE INHERITED IT AND IT'S LYING
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? FASTEST TWO-FINGERED TYPIST
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? SCRABBLE
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? NO. BUT AS AN ADULT I'VE LEARNED IT'S OK IF YOU OWN THE BOOK. THEY'RE NOT SACRED. I'VE LEARNED IT, BUT I CAN'T PRACTICE IT YET. THEY ARE SACRED TO ME. I CAN NOW DO IT WITH A CATALOG OR SIMILAR, THOUGH. BABY STEPS
10. How often do you wear a hat? ALMOST NEVER. IF i'M WEARING A HAT, YOU KNOW IT'S A SHITLOAD OF DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? CADBURY'S FLAKE
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? I'VE LEARNED THE TRICK IS NOT TO BE EMBARASSED. BUT PUKING HORRIBLY IN THE BOG AT THE STUDENTS' UNION AND HAVING TO BE ESCORTED OUT BEFORE I WAS READY BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD SET THE FIRE ALARM OFF WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASING IF I HAD BEEN SOBER.
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? MONSTERS OF ROCK 1989ISH, DON'T REMEMBER HOW MUCH
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? MERDE
15. How many roads must a man walk down? THERE IS ONLY ONE ROAD
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? A HALF DOZEN OR SO.
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? NO PREFERENCE.

[infinite monkey]

I think your answer to number 15 is wrong. Did you multiply then add the roads?

[Spexxvet]

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? ()
   Keeping up Masterpiece Theater
   
2. What's your favorite houseplant?
   Spider plant
   
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?
   Yowl Ming
   
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?
   Taking Over The World
   
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365?
   Florida
   
6. What does your doormat look like?
   Wooden slats in a fan shape
   
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?
   Squeezing women's nakid boobages
   
8. Scrabble or Monopoly?
   Monopoly
   
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?
   no
   
10. How often do you wear a hat?
    often.
    
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar?
    Kit cat
    
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment?
    Throwing up out of my bedroom window, third fllor, above my parents bedroom. Nabbed!
    
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event?
    $75.00 Addmas family on Brodway
    
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned?
    Merde
    
15. How many roads must a man walk down?
    Pi
    
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge?
    Way fucking too many. Like 25
    
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator?
    Terminator

[Gravdigr]

Izzy Whizzy, let's get Quizzy

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? No fucking clue.
2. What's your favorite houseplant? Geranium, or marijuana.
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? I name him "Porch Shitter".
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? "The Idiots Guide To Dealing With Idiots".
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? Southern Alaska.
6. What does your doormat look like? This; Goddamit, I can't insert a pic from Flickr no more, see the pic below.
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? Anne Murray's Greatest Hits
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? I use an ancient bookmark from Waldenbooks, gotta be over fifteen yrs old.
10. How often do you wear a hat? Whenever I leave the house.
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Straight Hershey bar. Or Symphony.
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Sharted in fifth grade.
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? $17.50 for Queensrÿche tickets.
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Scheiss.
15. How many roads must a man walk down? One, but, ya gotta pick the right one.
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? Using a wide definition of 'condiment', 37. Good God.
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? Betty White.

[Nirvana]

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? ()Romper Room I dunno
2. What's your favorite houseplant?cacti
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?I must have named over 80 dogs in my life, I'm out
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?Numbers
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365?Fl
6. What does your doormat look like?what door mat?
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?cow milking
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?No
10. How often do you wear a hat?everyday
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar?Lindt 72% cacao
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? I am sure it had to do with menses but I don't remember specifics
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? ZZ Top don't remember the amount
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge oh non English, Scheiss my mother is German
15. How many roads must a man walk down? None
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? Pickle Relish
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? Darth Vader

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[monster]

The answer to #1 is Sooty

[Undertoad]

Sooty?



one of the first iotds

[limey]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Sooty?



one of the first iotds

He certainly got busy!

[DanaC]

Sooty

[DanaC]

On second thoughts, I should look for a better pic. That one seems to be Sooty as Hitler...

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by DanaC

On second thoughts, I should look for a better pic. That one seems to be Sooty as Hitler...

Heil Hamster! (That IS a hamster, isn't it?)

[monster]

Sooty was/is a bear wasn't he? And Sweep was a ?dog? and annoying Sue was a Panda

[infinite monkey]

I don't know if Sooty was a bear, but Fuzzy Wuzzy was, wasn't he?

[monster]

I just know you have to be careful or the fuzzy wuzzies will get you.

And I think they don't like it up 'em. But that could have been something else.