pick up lines

[Radar]

"fuck me if im wrong, but you want to fuck me don't you?"

That is even better than mine. I had always heard it as, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Helga?"

or the ever popular...

"Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"


I like the funny ones because nobody takes a pick-up line seriously, but my best frien likes the corny ones like these gems...

"Is your dad a theif? Beause I swear he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

or

"Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams"

or

<reaching to look at the tag on her dress/blouse/etc>
She looks up to see what you're doing and you say...

"I'm sorry, I was just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."