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Old 05-12-2011, 04:53 PM   #1
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But what if?..............................................................
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:01 PM   #2
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I had a sobering thought. What if, precisely when the rapture starts, it also starts raining men?
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Old 05-13-2011, 08:07 AM   #3
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I had a sobering thought. What if, precisely when the rapture starts, it also starts raining men?
OK fine, it's a visual. You got all these people floating upwards, see? Then (as the song goes) it starts actually RAINING MEN, see? They're bound to crack into each other. Bodies breaking and bouncing and splitting in two, blood and guts everywhere, screaming, thrashing, gnashing of teeth. Those of us left behind at once appalled that we are left behind but thinking "but, it's actually raining MEN!"

The rapture is gonna be AWESOME.
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