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Urbane Guerrilla · 07-22-2011, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Republicans: working for a government small enough to fit in your bedroom.

Where it's conveniently sized to fuck it but good. MTP, you'll have to do better than that to cover the Democrats' astronomical doucherie. They count on the hypnotized non compos mentis vote, you know.

Works for a while, maybe... for the rest of us, there is ThoseShirts.com.

The rest of us, you see, realize that the demonizing of the Republicans fails by overreaching, and that the behavior of the Republicans or other conservative groups really does not match the claims made by the hard Left. Which leads us to conclude they are Liars.

Gravdigr · 07-24-2011, 03:29 PM

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morethanpretty · 07-24-2011, 06:11 PM

1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass.
2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass.
3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass.
4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass.
5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass.
6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass.

I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me.

In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Big Sarge · 07-25-2011, 01:17 PM

Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.

I always thought that was a good thing. j/k

BigV · 07-25-2011, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

1) --snip-- your head up your ass.
2) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
3)--snip-- your head up your ass.
4) --snip-- your head up your own ass.
5)--snip-- your head up your own ass.
6) --snip-- your head up your own ass.

--snip--
In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

LOL. Yup.

classicman · 07-25-2011, 06:50 PM

lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed
have in common?

BigV · 07-25-2011, 09:25 PM

mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic.

classicman · 07-25-2011, 09:35 PM

Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again.
get it - all three had that in common.

footfootfoot · 07-25-2011, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper

takes a bit of the romance out of bacon

BigV · 07-25-2011, 11:04 PM

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Lola Bunny · 07-25-2011, 11:30 PM

Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that?

BigV · 07-26-2011, 08:10 AM

Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...)

Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies:

http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637

Spexxvet · 07-26-2011, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker.

Is it already gutted for you? I hope..

BigV · 07-26-2011, 09:15 AM

yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out.

infinite monkey · 07-26-2011, 09:17 AM

All dressed out and nowhere to go...

07-24-2011, 03:29 PM	#77
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	, Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-24-2011, 06:11 PM	#78
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	1) If you didn't know those types shirts existed 3 years ago, you live with your head up your ass. 2) If you're just now noticing what my sig line says when I probably changed it 3 years ago, then you live with your head up your own ass. 3) If you think YOUR generalizations about [insert political party here] are any different then my generalizations about [insert political party here], then you live with your head up your ass. 4) If you can't address a person with any kind of respect, ever, which I have yet to see you do, then you live with your head up your own ass. 5) If you think that I have ever personally attacked you before this moment, then you live with your head up your own ass. 6) If you don't think I have ever personally attacked you, you have just decided, out of the blue, to personally attack me on NO provocation...then you live with your head up your own ass. I stay away from the political/current events threads mostly because of you, and just a teensy bit because of other people who don't deserve me calling them out just because you can't keep your hate filled diarrhea to those threads anymore. I have not ever tried to provoke you, and yet you're taking time away from your precious day to seek me out and attack me. In case I haven't made it clear...you live with your head up your own ass. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

07-25-2011, 01:17 PM	#79
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	*Republicans: working for government small enough to fit inside your bedroom.* I always thought that was a good thing. j/k __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#81
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - What do Tom Delay, John Kerry, and Products you never knew existed have in common? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-25-2011, 09:25 PM	#82
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	mtp said ug's head is up his butt. I pointed to the first post I could recall when I came to the same conclusion. we agree, but she was far more emphatic. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-25-2011, 09:35 PM	#83
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Oh I know - It was a joke - the link you linked to, linked to you doing it again. get it - all three had that in common. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 07-25-2011 at 11:10 PM.

07-25-2011, 11:04 PM	#85
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Just learned this weekend that my local Cash and Carry offers whole pigs. I'm gonna get a 25 pounder (head included--keep that Jarvis lunatic away from me) and cook it on the smoker. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-25-2011, 11:30 PM	#86
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Skeery....you can eat while it staring at you like that?

07-26-2011, 08:10 AM	#87
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Heck yeah! (I just avoid naming it...) Here are some interesting pics of smaller piggies: http://www.google.com/search?q=25+po...w=1280&bih=637 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-26-2011, 09:15 AM	#89
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yeah, I can't get one that isn't actually butchered. I've no interest in buying one that isn't dressed out. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-26-2011, 09:17 AM	#90
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	All dressed out and nowhere to go... Attached Images

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