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Old 02-16-2012, 09:39 AM   #1
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Toot your root!

A tutor who tooted a root
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:32 PM   #2
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Stop playing your food! There are starving musicians in China, ya know!
Like I told my mother when I was a kid, if I eat it, they'll still be starving.

I got hit for that.


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Toot your root!

A tutor who tooted a root
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
That should be preserved somewhere.

Outstanding.
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:46 PM   #3
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Like I told my mother when I was a kid, if I eat it, they'll still be starving. I got hit for that.
That's a new one on me.
I came out with the other classic response "Send it to them then!"
I think I got hit for that too.

A tutor who tooted a root
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to neuter
Or live your whole life as a fruit?

With apols to Infi, who I shamelessly stole from.
But I am a pedant and needed a proper limerick form before I could sleep.
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