10-08-2012, 03:59 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by BigV
FTFY.
yeesh.
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Huh?
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Originally Posted by ZenGum
So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.
So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.
"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.
"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"
"I am deep in despair" said one.
* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.
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