What the fuck is wrong and do I really want to know?

[IamSam]

Originally Posted by BigV

Sorry

Wrong thread for lunch.

No kidding! The good news is that I won't need to post about that tiresome procedure above anymore. Long story short, they got me in and did a thing or two that allowed them to proceed with the test and give me a clean bill of health in that regard. YAY! No more rounds of gagging down eye of newt syrup and no predictions of impending doom just because I didn't respond to that gacky stuff the way I was supposed to.

Bad news is I still don't know what's wrong. I wonder what new diagnostic torture my primary care doc will think up next. I already have appointments for so much blood work that even Dracula would be impressed. I'm due to get radiated, as well, and also have my very bones checked out.

To top things off, the digestive health people got very upset with me today when they learned that I've started taking 6 - 8 aspirin a day to deal with all the pain I've been having, Guess I'm a very bad girl and should go ask my primary care for narcotics instead. Great. If they're gonna turn me into a drug addict, I'll insist on going first class - no wimpy percocet for me! I want oxycodone or dilaudid to be my drug of choice when I show up at the rehab!

Anyhow, thanks to anyone who has read my whiney thread up to this point. I promise I'll post only fun stuff as quick as they get me going on the strong narcotics.