Humor...I Need Humor...

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

My late FIL claimed he had a similar exchange during his army physical. He said he heard music in his head. (He was a composer, but he left that part out) They sent him to a shrink who said, They tell me you say you hear music in your head, do you hear anything else?
Yes, I hear voices.
What voices do you hear?
I hear your voice...

The shrink didn't faint, but did roll his eyes, then sent my FIL back.