I got plenty of Nothing, and Nothing's Plenty for ME!

[IamSam]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Lighthouse? Wouldn't that bright beam cause you to combust?

Yeah, it's just one more tribulation that we vampires must endure, along with getting stereo-typed as night auditors and "Artists". Is there no justice these days?

One snazzy hotel handed me a 12 page application form to fill out for a minimum wage job as a pt desk clerk. You're supposed to write an essay about how you can make a contribution to the establishment if hired. Let's see now - Can apprehend drunks attempting to break into the laundry room, order guests to get their goats the hell out of their room, and being a vampire trumps skin walkers and shape shifters any night of the week. That should be skills enough for any motel/hotel in these parts.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Interesting article from NPR about states paying a bounty to companies that specialize in rooting out people on welfare, that can be moved to Social Security Disability. That moves the costs from the state to the feds.