Humor...I Need Humor...

ZenGum · 05-05-2013, 07:53 PM

So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. I gave him copies of the Origin of Species and the Bible. Now he's trying to figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-05-2013, 10:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 05-06-2013, 12:55 AM

The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming.

She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her.
However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly.

She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!"

xoxoxoBruce · 05-06-2013, 01:03 AM

The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming.

She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her.
However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly.

She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!"

05-05-2013, 07:53 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. I gave him copies of the Origin of Species and the Bible. Now he's trying to figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-05-2013, 10:18 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-06-2013, 12:55 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive. Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly. She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-06-2013, 01:03 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive. Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming. She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her. However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly. She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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