The Geese are leaving :(

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

A good flock of geese is a gone flock of geese.

PDX is overrun with Canadian geese, and in some places it is slippier than goose grease.

PDX's geese are assertive, aggressive, and beligerent.
They stand in the street and dare you to drive over them.

Maybe you could arrange for some of the Oregon birds to fly east
instead of over-wintering in the Willamette Valley.

I hate the fuckers too. Dare me to drive over one? Ok, I accept. I wouldn't flinch for one moment. Fucking shit-making, lake-polluting feathered menace. Go back to Canada, eh?

ps, Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese.