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01-29-2008, 06:32 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly.
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01-29-2008, 06:51 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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"You'll do. Let's go."
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-29-2008, 07:31 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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Location: Little Mexico
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I just lick my eyebrows, it seems to work
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01-29-2008, 09:19 PM
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Redheads do it better...
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Saying a corny line while staring at a chicks tits and holding your cock in your hand ain't gona win you any battles. But if you say it to get a laugh then that's the hardest part - the icebreaker - out of the way and hopefully your natural charm will win the day. |
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02-06-2008, 10:58 PM
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Franklin Pierce
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Minnesota
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"We're going to go smoke some pot, anyone want to join?"
That worked.
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02-06-2008, 11:21 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i wonder if anyone has ever tried, "Hi. I'm Jim. I'd like to try and pick you up, if that would be OK."
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02-07-2008, 12:48 AM
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna like it. That's all there is to it. Let's go.
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11-09-2009, 11:25 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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There's something about your tits that I just want to come all over.
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11-10-2009, 12:12 AM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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One time this chick at the bar says "I suck a mean dick" and my buddy goes "Really? Because I have a mean dick."
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11-16-2013, 04:09 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I wish you were my little toe.
WHY? because I would bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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11-16-2013, 04:21 PM
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Radical Centrist
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11-16-2013, 04:43 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Lol. Same source
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11-17-2013, 04:09 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I used to work with an old guy who, every time a pretty girl walked by his machine at work, would yell (it was loud in there):
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11-22-2013, 01:46 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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nice one UT!
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