What's the Best Question to ask on the First Date?

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It seems rather desperate, to need to know whether you're going to get laid a whole two-three hours before you find out for sure. I understand wanting to know if you're going to get laid within the first month, or if you'll have to go so far as to marry her first... But asking about the first date on the first date smacks of impatience, it's like spoiling the end of the movie while you're sitting in the theater.