A case of mistaken orientation

mrnoodle · 04-14-2004, 03:11 PM

I get hit on by guys more often than I do by girls. I dunno why. The first time it happened I thought the guy was trying to sell me drugs. I couldn't get him to tell me what it was he was trying to sell. When the light switched on, I was completely at a loss for words. Umm. Thanks. Umm. No, I umm. No.

I'm the least "fabulous" person you ever met, I don't lisp my esses, I go catatonic whenever Jessica Alba is on TV. Straight women know I'm straight. Straight men know I'm straight. Gay men think I'm gay. Go figure.

My ex tells me it's because in person, I'm flirting with everyone whether I realize it or not. That kind of worries me.

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04-14-2004, 03:11 PM	#11
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I get hit on by guys more often than I do by girls. I dunno why. The first time it happened I thought the guy was trying to sell me drugs. I couldn't get him to tell me what it was he was trying to sell. When the light switched on, I was completely at a loss for words. Umm. Thanks. Umm. No, I umm. No. I'm the least "fabulous" person you ever met, I don't lisp my esses, I go catatonic whenever Jessica Alba is on TV. Straight women know I'm straight. Straight men know I'm straight. Gay men think I'm gay. Go figure. My ex tells me it's because in person, I'm flirting with everyone whether I realize it or not. That kind of worries me.

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