A Big Black Whopper

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Talking poop (we were, we've drifted) Mum's was bright green after her operation.
She didn't show me, but boy did she tell me. And everyone else who called/ visited.
She was expecting blue urine - which she got - but not radioactive poop.

I looked it up on the internet for her, as reassurance.
It's apparently quite a common after-effect.

I wonder why they didn't bother telling her? She got the blue urine advice from a fellow-sufferer. Do they really want people tying up the switchboard with questions? I know it doesn't happen to everyone, but as it's a harmless possibility I would think it was worth mentioning. Huh. Public health, eh? At least she wasn't left with a huge bill.