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Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in a box in the post
A pet cat called Cupcake spent over a week in the post, after apparently falling asleep in a box. Owner Julie Baggott did not spot the animal when she packed up a box of DVDs and sent it off to a customer. Eight days later, the female cat arrived in Worthing, West Sussex, after somehow surviving the 260-mile journey from Falmouth in Cornwall.

WTF, 8 days to go 260 miles? Even if it was mailed Friday night, sat in the post office over two weekends, and had to go from point A to point A+ before going to Point B, that's pretty slow.