Originally posted by homerjackson Oh....let's see. Fart at will. Burp at will. Listen to your favorite music - loudly. Walk around in yer undershorts. Drink from the milk carton. Join a gym and actually go. Take a whiz without raising or lowering the seat. Don't cut the grass till you are good 'n ready. Watch old football games on ESPN Classic. Get a dog. Rent guy movies. Go to Outback and order a huge steak and eat it at the bar while the NBA playoffs are on TV. Flirt - not seriously but just to get a smile. Lastly, be pleased with yourself.
Get the idea?
05-05-2004, 01:21 PM
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