Brain Dead

captainhook455 · 09-18-2016, 03:45 PM

A mortician cut the pecker off of every male cadaver that he handled. He put the peckers in a five gallon glass jar of formaldehyde. When the jar was full, he went to a taxidermist. Told the man he wanted him to make something with this five gallon jar of pickled peckers. So a few weeks later the mortician comes back and the man puts a wallet on the counter. What? This is all you could make?! The taxidermist said, you don't understand. All you have to do is rub it a few times and it turns into a suitcase.

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09-18-2016, 03:45 PM	#15
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A mortician cut the pecker off of every male cadaver that he handled. He put the peckers in a five gallon glass jar of formaldehyde. When the jar was full, he went to a taxidermist. Told the man he wanted him to make something with this five gallon jar of pickled peckers. So a few weeks later the mortician comes back and the man puts a wallet on the counter. What? This is all you could make?! The taxidermist said, you don't understand. All you have to do is rub it a few times and it turns into a suitcase. tarheel

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