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Old 05-05-2011, 11:04 AM   #1
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and where the feck is shawnee? She's another one that leaves periodically.....
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:06 AM   #2
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She had a hissy fit. A snake bit her. It was poisonous.

Now I've heard she's somewhere over the rainbow, with puppies and kitties and balloons and lollipops. And all the hobos she could ever hope to eat.
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:08 AM   #3
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ah. mebbe she ate a bad hobo.
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:51 AM   #4
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yeah, maybe she got indigestion and gas. she should try hobogenized hobo. that or lactose free hobo....
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Old 05-05-2011, 11:58 AM   #5
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She had a bum leg, too. Poor Shawnee.

I wrote her a pome:

Ding Dong Bell,
Shawnee's in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Tommy Win.
Who pulled her out?
Little Crabby Pout.
What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor Shawnee that
had never caused him any harm,
But killed the hobos in his father's barn.
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:24 PM   #6
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that HLJ guy is pretty damn witty.
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:46 PM   #7
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he is, but I missed what was especially witty about that. apart from IM and Classic nearly saying the same thing.
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Old 05-06-2011, 07:32 AM   #8
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he is, but I missed what was especially witty about that. apart from IM and Classic nearly saying the same thing.
Oooh, did he write a pome about Shawnee too?

Forget it HLJ. You are not funny AT ALL. Nope. Not. I'm sorry I thought you were funny when all along you really weren't funny. Might you share some NSFW pics instead?

What do I know from pi?
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:10 AM   #9
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Oooh, did he write a pome about Shawnee too?
Yeah I think it started out
There once was a woman named Fluck
Who was having a streak of bad luck
She hired a lout
to rip her ovaries out
And now she's actually in a lot more pain than she was before and regrets her rash decision.

Something like that, I think.
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Old 05-05-2011, 03:50 PM   #10
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yeah, I thought funny and then I though but no, 'cause pi is not recurring.
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:07 PM   #11
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Pie ... recurring theme.

[eta] Close enough to make me giggle.
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:43 PM   #12
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yeah, I thought funny and then I though but no, 'cause pi is not recurring.
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Pie ... recurring theme.

[eta] Close enough to make me giggle.
yeah, I'm a stickler for accuracy when it comes to mathematical puns
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:43 PM   #13
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i know, I'm just being nerdy
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:02 PM   #14
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Ducks is pretty busy with her real life these days and she's recently had some pretty sad news personally.

I'll let her know she's missed though.
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:43 PM   #15
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Ducks is pretty busy with her real life these days and she's recently had some pretty sad news personally.

I'll let her know she's missed though.
Tell her about the sexy SEAL thread....
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