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Old 01-30-2009, 08:50 PM   #1
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why? why?

why does your boy always drop the tea?

have him flogged!
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:15 PM   #2
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why? why?

why does your boy always drop the tea?

have him flogged!
Now, good Doctor, don't blame the poor fellow... he was probably startled by the sheer ribaldry of these people! A man from the Queen's England can't be expected to stand firm in the face of such overt lewdness, not given where we come from... and speaking of which, we had best pray that our ladies at home never hear of this place. Those dear girls. We must protect this pristine culture!
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:54 PM   #3
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Fellows, I've noticed something extraordinary about this culture... they seem to value promiscuity! By George, finally I believe I've found a native culture I can really relate to!
By golly!

I think these natives are a highly sexed bunch.

We'd better watch out, or we may fall in with their heathen desires. Think of England!
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:56 PM   #4
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Do the natives ever rise up and kill the lot of you exploder...um...explorer types? How many of you have ever been gang raped by a tribe of silverbacks?

I am Bwana Dik!
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:56 PM   #5
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By golly!

I think these natives are a highly sexed bunch.

We'd better watch out, or we may fall in with their heathen desires. Think of England!

yeah, that'll do it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:00 PM   #6
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Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:26 PM   #7
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Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.


(you want to share SG?)
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:00 PM   #8
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Unacceptable!
i was sure i had a sharp stick around here somewhere...
ah there it is!
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:03 PM   #9
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Pippip! I have found some children's games that closely match our children's tomfoolery!
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17110
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:09 PM   #10
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It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:14 PM   #11
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It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.
Bwana make typo.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:25 PM   #12
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:26 PM   #13
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You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:52 PM   #14
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You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.
I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:10 PM   #15
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I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.
oh, some apperitifs.....
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