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orthodoc · 02-01-2013, 11:01 PM

Yeah, the black flies that don't go south for the winter? They're hungry in January, those little buggers. Climbing a tree is a good solution, all the bears do it. Even the ones with stolen SUVs.

IamSam · 02-02-2013, 12:36 AM

No, no - it was the HEAD LICE!

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Blake said he took off his Toronto Blue Jays cap and replaced it with a black Blue Jays toque he found on the front seat — even though his parents had always warned him about head lice.

Renaud told police the attacker wore a Blue Jays toque.

“I put it on my head. It was the first thing I did. I guess it was stupid,” said Blake.

For some reason, I don't think that was the FIRST stupid thing he did.

ZenGum · 02-02-2013, 01:16 AM

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“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-d...horseman-baby/

Story gets grim with the update.

Gravdigr · 02-02-2013, 03:49 PM

Gets grim? Gets!?

DanaC · 02-02-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Gets grim? Gets!?

Word.

ZenGum · 02-03-2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Gets grim? Gets!?

Well, you know, relatively. To start, it's just some screw-up banging a horse thinking he's going to make little centaur pony-babies. (BTW, America, you need to spend more on education. And mental health). Okay, messed up, but not really grim.

Then he hangs himself in prison after being arrested for molesting a child. That's grim.

Gravdigr · 02-02-2013, 03:51 PM

Wife: Andrew, what are you doing in the barn?

Andrew: Nuttin' honey!
_______________________________

♪ ♫A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can nut in a horse of course,
unless of course, the nutter of the horse,
Is the famous Mister Dead!♪ ♫

limey · 02-02-2013, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

.... "Pel Meni's" and they serve russian meatballs / dumplings. That may well be it. We were not falling down drunk, but we had been drinking.

so, to answer your question, yes, it was 'just food', but it was transcendent.

pel'meni is the Russian for a sort of ravioli. Little meat parcels wrapped,in pasta envelopes and cooked in broth. Often served with sour cream. Heaven on a plate.

Sent by thought transference

footfootfoot · 02-02-2013, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

pel'meni is the Russian for a sort of ravioli. Little meat parcels wrapped,in pasta envelopes and cooked in broth. Often served with sour cream. Heaven on a plate.

Sent by thought transference

Sounds almost as good as potato pierogis

footfootfoot · 02-03-2013, 08:19 PM

Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste.

ZenGum · 02-08-2013, 07:06 PM

So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched.

Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe".

Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent.

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite

ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises.

footfootfoot · 02-08-2013, 10:53 PM

It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon.

infinite monkey · 02-09-2013, 07:31 AM

He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

footfootfoot · 02-09-2013, 08:52 AM

Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas?

infinite monkey · 02-09-2013, 10:51 AM

We really need to go on the road:

02-01-2013, 11:01 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Yeah, the black flies that don't go south for the winter? They're hungry in January, those little buggers. Climbing a tree is a good solution, all the bears do it. Even the ones with stolen SUVs. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

02-02-2013, 03:49 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gets grim? Gets!? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-02-2013, 03:51 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wife: Andrew, what are you doing in the barn? Andrew: Nuttin' honey! _______________________________ ♪ ♫A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can nut in a horse of course, unless of course, the nutter of the horse, Is the famous Mister Dead!♪ ♫ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 02-02-2013 at 03:57 PM.

02-03-2013, 08:19 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-08-2013, 07:06 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched. Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe". Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent. http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 02-08-2013 at 07:56 PM.

02-08-2013, 10:53 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-09-2013, 07:31 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

02-09-2013, 08:52 AM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-09-2013, 10:51 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We really need to go on the road:

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