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12-03-2008, 10:08 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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A barman ... walked into an Ali.
It was just beside the pub.
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12-03-2008, 10:12 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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lol....yeah, having a durry.
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12-03-2008, 10:14 PM
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Zen walked into a bar and ordered some gum.
It got stuck to him. (sorry, it's all I've got)
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12-04-2008, 01:13 PM
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Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place.
UG walks into a bar, wonders who's going to prevent him from ordering, decides on the most likely person, and stabs him. |
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12-04-2008, 01:22 PM
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Gone and done
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12-04-2008, 02:28 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
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Correction...
Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place as long as he can pay for it all.
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12-04-2008, 03:31 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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OK:
Shawnee walks into a bar. It's been a crappy day and she orders 12 shots of Cuervo with beer backers. You guys comin'? 
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12-04-2008, 06:41 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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12-05-2008, 07:22 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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That was too easy even for you, ya hornhornhorn dawgdawgdawg.
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12-04-2008, 03:34 PM
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I'll just have crackers.
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12-04-2008, 03:36 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Let's have an impromptu baby shower while we're here!
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12-04-2008, 03:47 PM
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12-11-2008, 08:18 PM
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all hollowed out
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12-04-2008, 03:59 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hee hee
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12-04-2008, 04:03 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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What have you done with the real Shawnee? Take off that mask and show us who you really are!
TW walks into a bar. Ten minutes later the bartender is still listening and nodding politely, trying to figure out what he is trying to order.
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