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Old 05-08-2008, 10:35 PM   #1
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"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." - Garrison Keillor

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:04 PM   #2
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“Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.”
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:25 AM   #3
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In honor of our graduation ceremony tonight:

"Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate, no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament. It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage."

-Joseph Addison
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:27 AM   #4
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on the education theme, I just read this in the school directory a few minutes ago and thought how true....

Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

Roger Lewin, scientist
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:33 AM   #5
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Then there is this quote from Milton Berle:

This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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Old 05-10-2008, 04:57 PM   #6
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Paul Sr: "Is there anything we need from upstairs?"
Mikey: "Yeah get me some vice grips, and a taco."
Paul Sr: "Don't push it Mikey, you're on thin ice already."
Mikey: "How 'bout a burrito? I'm hungry."
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:38 PM   #7
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Uh, what link WB?
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:25 PM   #8
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Uh, what link WB?

this one
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:39 PM   #9
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:50 PM   #10
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"Save the planet. Kill a moron."

-Me
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:37 AM   #11
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"Going to our school is an education in itself, which is not to be confused with actually getting an education."
--Sally Brown, in Peanuts
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Old 05-17-2008, 08:23 PM   #12
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.

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Old 05-17-2008, 09:49 PM   #13
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good one.

how often do we look askance
at our former selves?
There is nothing sadder than the feeling
that you used to be better.
I see it in sad men's eyes sometimes.
It makes me want to shake them.
And to cry out, "know yourself!"
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:52 PM   #14
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LJ that's wonderful, who is it by?
Well, except that there was a Big Brother quote the other year by a ghetto princess (white) saying to a spoiled princess, "You betta know yourself girlfriend!" and the only thing missing was her sucking her teeth. It has stuck in my head.

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Old 06-16-2008, 08:55 PM   #15
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