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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Gallman, MS, USA
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"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." - Garrison Keillor
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick |
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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“Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.”
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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In honor of our graduation ceremony tonight:
"Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate, no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament. It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage." -Joseph Addison
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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on the education theme, I just read this in the school directory a few minutes ago and thought how true....
Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. Roger Lewin, scientist
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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![]() Then there is this quote from Milton Berle: This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Gallman, MS, USA
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Paul Sr: "Is there anything we need from upstairs?"
Mikey: "Yeah get me some vice grips, and a taco." Paul Sr: "Don't push it Mikey, you're on thin ice already." Mikey: "How 'bout a burrito? I'm hungry." |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
--Aesop
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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"Save the planet. Kill a moron."
-Me
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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"Going to our school is an education in itself, which is not to be confused with actually getting an education."
--Sally Brown, in Peanuts |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
Whitney Young (1921 - 1971) |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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good one.
how often do we look askance at our former selves? There is nothing sadder than the feeling that you used to be better. I see it in sad men's eyes sometimes. It makes me want to shake them. And to cry out, "know yourself!"
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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LJ that's wonderful, who is it by?
Well, except that there was a Big Brother quote the other year by a ghetto princess (white) saying to a spoiled princess, "You betta know yourself girlfriend!" and the only thing missing was her sucking her teeth. It has stuck in my head. Welcome, Woodbutcher!
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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There is no institution of God or Man that cannot be improved by laughing at it twice a week.
--me
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