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SteveDallas · 07-14-2009, 09:31 AM

I oculdn't get it to load... maybe some kind of javascript incompatibility?

lumberjim · 07-14-2009, 03:50 PM

how long did you stare at it?

Flint · 07-14-2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The Helen Keller Simulator

<title>Helen Keller Simulator</title><body bgcolor=0>

Happy Monkey · 07-14-2009, 03:55 PM

It feels like a computer monitor.

Flint · 07-14-2009, 04:05 PM

::

SteveDallas · 07-14-2009, 04:27 PM

Sorry, jim, did you say something?

lumberjim · 07-14-2009, 04:29 PM

what?

lumberjim · 07-14-2009, 04:37 PM

if you view the page source info, there is a coded message written in braille.

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it says 'this is not the source code you are looking for'

skysidhe · 07-26-2009, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

<title>Helen Keller Simulator</title><body bgcolor=0>

the link was funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

if you view the page source info, there is a coded message written in braille.

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it says 'this is not the source code you are looking for'

yeah I probably didn't get the joke:p

Beest · 07-27-2009, 03:48 PM

Beware!

Quote:

Please tell your friends, etc. shopping at Home Depot about this scam!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also April 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~ I found cheaper

ones for $1.99 at Big Lots and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat

at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home

Depot.....

capnhowdy · 07-15-2009, 06:08 AM

Also...

click here for National Public Radio for the deaf and hearing impaired. One of my faves.

Pie · 07-15-2009, 10:29 AM

Link-y no work-y.

capnhowdy · 07-15-2009, 12:06 PM

What? You can't hear it?

Pie · 07-15-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NPR

In another first, NPR News’ Election Night coverage will be accessible to the deaf and hard-of-hearing through the first ever live captioned radio broadcast. This historic broadcast will be coordinated by an initiative of NPR, Harris Corporation and Towson University, and will use cutting-edge HD radio technology, developed by the three organizations, to allow the deaf and hearing impaired to experience NPR’s broadcast via scrolling text on specially-equipped receivers.

link
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capnhowdy · 07-15-2009, 12:14 PM

Well I'll be damned. My joke turned out not to be a joke after all. Good find, Pie.

07-14-2009, 03:50 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how long did you stare at it? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2009, 03:55 PM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It feels like a computer monitor. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

07-14-2009, 04:05 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	:::: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-14-2009, 04:29 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2009, 04:37 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if you view the page source info, there is a coded message written in braille. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. . . .. .. . . . . . . .. .. .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . --> it says 'this is not the source code you are looking for' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2009, 09:31 AM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I oculdn't get it to load... maybe some kind of javascript incompatibility?

07-14-2009, 04:27 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Sorry, jim, did you say something?

07-15-2009, 06:08 AM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Also... click here for National Public Radio for the deaf and hearing impaired. One of my faves. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-15-2009, 10:29 AM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Link-y no work-y. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

07-15-2009, 12:06 PM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	What? You can't hear it? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-15-2009, 12:14 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Well I'll be damned. My joke turned out not to be a joke after all. Good find, Pie. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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